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TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION RELAXATION. Instructional aide: EXERCISES, MEDITATION AND BREATHING TECHNIQUES.

TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
Instructional aide: CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS AND FULL LOBOTOMIES OFFERED.

UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.