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Maclean's: The Canadian equal of the U.S. Time magazine. This is their actual cover. Only 15% of Canadians support Bush. (Note to Rumsfeld: Is this cause for a pre-emptive strike at Canada?)

With Congress Recessed, Bush Makes Surprise Appointment to Federal Bench
New judge (right) installed without lengthy filibuster.

U. S. NEWS Headlines…..
Bush Makes Campaign Visit to National Guard Base
Will count it as time served.
Schwarzenegger Wants to
Halt Gay Marriages
And legalize group sex.
Housing Starts Down
Homeless starts up.

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