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The headlines you've seen, the stories maybe not…

Microbial Fuel Cell Can Generate
Electricity from Bull Manure

Entire government could be powered by executive branch alone.

Ford Recalls Over One Million
Sedans for Brake Light, Air
Filter Problems

Although when you brake, other drivers know because your air filter catches on fire.

White House Points to Progress
In Iraq

Says country will soon have democratically elected leader, like Haiti.

Bush Administration Wants Interim Governing Council for Spain
Appointed body would arrange for elections by 2005.

Worker Laid Off Last Week Wins
$89 Million Powerball Lottery

Another sign of improving prospects for the unemployed.

White House: Don't Believe Former Advisers, Cabinet Members
Believe the ones who haven't left yet.

CONDOLEEZZA RICE TURNS DOWN INVITATION TO APPEAR PUBLICLY BEFORE 9/11 PANEL

Too busy appearing on "60 Minutes," "20/20," "Face the Nation," "Meet the Press," "Nightline," "Dateline NBC," "Blind Date," "O'Reilly Factor," "Fear Factor," "Extreme Makeover," "Crossing Over With John Edward," "Dr. Phil," and "This Week in Baseball."

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