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CBS's "The Late Show with David Letterman"
"Last night President Bush raised $1.5 million in Washington D.C. at a fund-raiser, $1.5 million ... it's all part of his program 'no cash left behind'."
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Coalition Shuts Down
Baghdad Newspaper

Published favorable review of Richard Clarke's book.

Report: 61% of American Companies Paid No Income Tax From 1996-2000
"We hope to improve that to 65%," says administration spokesman.

Jay Leno: "A new poll shows that most college students would rather have President Bush as a roommate than John Kerry. Yeah, but which one would you rather cheat off of in class?" ("Tonight Show").






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