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IRS Gives Taxpayers Choice of Financing for 2005 Taxes:

1. Directly into pockets of    super-rich.
2. Bottomless pit in Iraq.
3. To build missile shield which does not work against imaginary threat from former Soviet Union.
4. To fight poverty, aid in disaster relief.*
* Just kidding!! You must actually
choose only 1, 2, or 3.

(Some pictures are just too good to get rid of…….)

President Calls on Americans to
Show Patience Regarding Iraq
But none regarding Iran.

Kansas Parents Must OK
School Sex Ed
Right to misinform children about sex seen as basic parental right.

Report: FBI Targeted Those
Opposed to War
You, for instance.

New England Journal of Medicine: Most Americans Receive Mediocre Health Care
But great commercials.

The Bush Administration has spent $440 billion on the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq and is getting ready to spend more this year than last year because:
A ) We can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
B ) We've done such a heckuva job over there we just need to spend a few hundred billion more.
C ) They love us so much for what we've done already, there's no telling how much they'll love us if we stay longer.
Hint: You must choose one of the above answers, or you're with the terrorists.